Wanted for possible lifetime Contract, a Woman for permanent employment as Wife.
Applicant must be attractive with strong constitution, good teeth and temper and prepared to work with efficiency and flair at Lovemaking, Child rearing, Sewing, Cooking, Housecleaning and Interior decorating. A good working knowledge of Child and Adult Psychology, basic Nursing, minor home repairs and a current driving license are also required. A degree in Home Economics is not essential but would be useful.
There will be a few additional duties such as all family letter writing, sending of Christmas cards, Birthday cards and purchasing appropriate gifts for such occasions. Applicants must also be capable of educating the Children in table manners and Social behavior plus Scholastic coaching as required.
Hours are flexible but will normally be from 7 am to 10 pm, seven days a week, although these hours may often be extended upon demand. Applicant is, however, assured that the seven days per week will not be extended.
Holidays will be granted each year but the Household duties and care of Children must be carried on during the Vacations. Also working at full time job will be needed to help pay for any added luxuries and of course the Holidays. Hobbies or pastimes may be pursued during leisure time, as long as regular duties are not neglected, it would be advisable that Hobbies include Gardening and Cooking.
Housekeeping allowance will vary according to Income. There will be no Salary, Sick leave or Pension plan attached to this position.
Room, bed and food will be provided free, so long as the employee cleans the room, shares the bed and cooks the food.
Applicants must have a good sense of humor and be able to distinguish between nagging (her complaints) and constructive criticism (Employer’s complaints). Once accepted, successful applicant must be able to produce a certificate of sanity issued by a qualified Psychiatrist so that she may not later plea that she must have been out of her mind when taking the position.
Original Adapted – Author unknown.
An appropriate Wedding gift from the Wife would be a Boat and fishing gear.
It’s OK they haven’t found the Perfect Husband yet either except ???
You will I’m sure want to apply for the Position on the YouTube below, Debbie one of my dear Blogging friends passed it on to me, she already has the job but more applicants are wanted.
The perfect wife, in reading all that was required it made me really tired and I needed a good lie down! I think that’s why women live longer than men , their tougher than us! One answer given by school-age child to question “why did God make mothers ?” they said “Mostly to clean the house ”
Blessings
Ron.
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I wondered why you always went to bed Ron when I started my Spring cleaning! now I know but we do need to remember God says woman are the weaker Vessel, so that means I lie down and you do the cleaning or have I got it wrong?
Annie not sure!
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Or is Ron!
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Many housewives didn’t know all these requirements before they applied. Hilarious.
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So True Victor and when they find out a lot still keep going strong, they Love caring for their husband and children, it’s something they value very highly but yes when we first look at what is required, it’s either laugh or cry.
“Christ”ian Love – Anne
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Haha! I can associate with that, did you think it all out. N ow you know why I wont do it again. I also see Author unknown. Clever.
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I’m sure Bj many Wives and Mums can relate to this message but it is True the Author is unknown to me, I only added the end part and also about working a full time Job because today it is expected as well as the rest mentioned.
Sorry about today, as I shared on your Blog I had intended to Phone you but it was too late when I had free time but I will try to sometime on Monday or Tuesday.
Blessings – Anne.
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Cool don’t worry about it. It was a last minute decision to go out
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I will be in touch again soon – Anne.
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Haha… If we knew all the responsibilities ahead of time, we might not have applied for the position! It reminded me of this commercial. (Feel free to delete this from my comment if you prefer not to have it on your post. But do check it out! It is a commercial from a card company.)
Being serious now, we know that the hardest things can bring the greatest joy in life! We are also called to be the Proverbs 31 woman. That can be so challenging and requires dependence on the Holy Spirit!
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Thank you so much Debbie, I loved the YouTube you shared and as you can see I have added it to my Post, it is so True without Loving Wives and Mums, the world would be very empty, God’s Blue Print for Life is Perfect even if Mankind messes it up.
I created a Power Point about Mums, perhaps you would like to see it Debbie, my 7 Children are in Heaven but God has filled my heart and arms with many Children over the years and I have known great Joy in Loving them and being Loved by them.
Mums- https://freedomborn.wordpress.com/2012/05/12/a-mothers-love/
Yes as we know The Proverbs 31 woman is not about keeping an earthly home but is referring to the Spiritual and yes as you shared Debbie requires the empowering of The Holy Spirit!
“Christ”ian Love Always – Anne.
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I wonder if any woman applied, this advert article made me laugh, of course its very man bias
Wonder if any outraged lady might have put up a woman version asking for the perfect husband
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I had a good reason to Post this message Graham, I was talking to a Man who believes because Woman don’t get paid for Home duties than it’s not really considered work or is it as important as what Men do… Wow I would like to see him and those men who agree with him, have to pay for all the work a wife does around the home.
But let’s be fair some woman don’t appreciate what Men do either, below is a summery of both Men and Woman’s roles.
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“Christ”ian Love Always – Anne.
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Hi again Graham, I just Posted Debbie’s YouTube, let me know what you think if you have the time, I would really appreciate your thoughts on it.
Thanking you – Anne.
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I want to think that most of the requirements there are what many wives are already doings. Many women are under appreciated.
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But your not one of them that doesn’t, I’m sure Victor that you very much appreciate your wife and she you too.
Christian Love Always – Anne.
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Thank you Anne for the confidence. Yea, I try my best, but I can’t appreciate her well enough. She is well worth more than I can possibly appreciate in a life time. I am sure she thinks the same way about me.
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How wonderful Victor that you both have respectful devotion for each other, God bless you greatly in your Unity in Him too.
Blessings – Anne.
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Amen. Thanks Anne. Last weekend was our 5th wedding anniversary.
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How wonderful for you both and your sons too, how blessed your wife is to have you as her Husband and your sons to have you as their Dad and I’m sure you feel very blessed too.
“Christ”ian Love – Anne
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Anne, thanks for being happy for us. I think I am privileged to be married to one of God’s princesses. I love my kids too. I am learning to being a great dad to them.
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Wow I just Love that Victor,,,One of God’s Princesses and you are a Prince…
1 Peter 2: 9-10 But ye are a Chosen Generation, a Royal Priesthood, an Holy Nation, a peculiar people; that ye should shew forth the Praises of Him who hath called you out of darkness into His marvellous light; Which in time past were not a People but are now the People of God: which had not obtained mercy but now have obtained mercy.
Blessings – Anne.
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All children of God are royalty. Including you. Thanks.
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Very True Victor!
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SORRY I have her!!! 48 years in June
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That’s Great MLB2 and does your wife have the perfect Husband, well at least by worldly standards?
Blessings – Anne.
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