Position Vacant For The Perfect Wife

 

bride-and-groomThe Perfect Wife…..

Wanted for possible lifetime Contract, a Woman for permanent employment as Wife.

Applicant must be attractive with strong constitution, good teeth and temper and prepared to work with efficiency and flair at Lovemaking, Child rearing, Sewing, Cooking, Housecleaning and Interior decorating. A good working knowledge of Child and Adult Psychology, basic Nursing, minor home repairs and a current driving license are also required. A degree in Home Economics is not essential but would be useful.

There will be a few additional duties such as all family letter writing, sending of Christmas cards, Birthday cards and purchasing appropriate gifts for such occasions. Applicants must also be capable of educating the Children in table manners and Social behavior plus Scholastic coaching as required.

Hours are flexible but will normally be from 7 am to 10 pm, seven days a week, although these hours may often be extended upon demand. Applicant is, however, assured that the seven days per week will not be extended.

Holidays will be granted each year but the Household duties and care of Children must be carried on during the Vacations. Also working at  full time job will be needed to help pay for any added luxuries and of course the Holidays.  Hobbies or pastimes may be pursued during leisure time, as long as regular duties are not neglected, it would be advisable that Hobbies include Gardening and Cooking.

Housekeeping allowance will vary according to Income. There will be no Salary, Sick leave or Pension plan attached to this position.

Room, bed and food will be provided free, so long as the employee cleans the room, shares the bed and cooks the food.

Applicants must have a good sense of humor and be able to distinguish between nagging (her complaints) and constructive criticism (Employer’s complaints). Once accepted, successful applicant must be able to produce a certificate of sanity issued by a qualified Psychiatrist so that she may not later plea that she must have been out of her mind when taking the position.

Original Adapted – Author unknown.

BOAT F.G 2An appropriate Wedding gift from the Wife would be a Boat and fishing gear.

It’s OK they haven’t found the Perfect Husband yet either except ???

You will I’m sure want to apply for the Position on the YouTube below, Debbie one of my dear Blogging friends passed it on to me, she already has the job but more applicants are wanted.

 

About Freedomborn ... Aussie Christian Focus

Hi I’m a Spiritual Child of The King of Kings and Lord of Lords, my name is Anne. I live in Queensland Australia, I’m very much a People person believing we are all people of worth and unique, so I have much Joy in sharing with people personally and over the Internet. My main focus in life is my wonderful Friendship with Jesus Christ, without Him everything else would be meaningless, I have deep heartfelt thanks and appreciation that I'm a Spiritual Child of The King of Kings and I seek to share with others how truly wonderful that is with the hope they too will realize the same and be set free.
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26 Responses to Position Vacant For The Perfect Wife

  1. Ron says:

    The perfect wife, in reading all that was required it made me really tired and I needed a good lie down! I think that’s why women live longer than men , their tougher than us! One answer given by school-age child to question “why did God make mothers ?” they said “Mostly to clean the house ”

    Blessings
    Ron.

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  2. Many housewives didn’t know all these requirements before they applied. Hilarious.

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  3. bjsscribbles says:

    Haha! I can associate with that, did you think it all out. N ow you know why I wont do it again. I also see Author unknown. Clever.

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  4. Debbie M. says:

    Haha… If we knew all the responsibilities ahead of time, we might not have applied for the position! It reminded me of this commercial. (Feel free to delete this from my comment if you prefer not to have it on your post. But do check it out! It is a commercial from a card company.)

    Being serious now, we know that the hardest things can bring the greatest joy in life! We are also called to be the Proverbs 31 woman. That can be so challenging and requires dependence on the Holy Spirit!

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    • Thank you so much Debbie, I loved the YouTube you shared and as you can see I have added it to my Post, it is so True without Loving Wives and Mums, the world would be very empty, God’s Blue Print for Life is Perfect even if Mankind messes it up.

      I created a Power Point about Mums, perhaps you would like to see it Debbie, my 7 Children are in Heaven but God has filled my heart and arms with many Children over the years and I have known great Joy in Loving them and being Loved by them.

      Mums- https://freedomborn.wordpress.com/2012/05/12/a-mothers-love/

      Yes as we know The Proverbs 31 woman is not about keeping an earthly home but is referring to the Spiritual and yes as you shared Debbie requires the empowering of The Holy Spirit!

      “Christ”ian Love Always – Anne.

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  5. I wonder if any woman applied, this advert article made me laugh, of course its very man bias
    Wonder if any outraged lady might have put up a woman version asking for the perfect husband

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  6. SORRY I have her!!! 48 years in June

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