Category Archives: Laugh A Little

So have you ever felt things were getting a bit Tough

Yes  sometimes things do get a bit hard to handle but than what about the Man that lost his Hand? IT’S OK…All’s Well Now, he went to a Second Hand Dealer….. Now that’s sure Handy to Know don’t you agree? So please remember … Continue reading

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Birthday Remembrance

My Birthday was on the 26th of December I was Born at Midnight, not that I remember much about it but it’s an important event and also recorded in History and in the Book of Life and also in The … Continue reading

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Did I Read It Right!

Did I Read It Right! On a Repair Shop door… We can repair anything. (please knock hard on the door – the bell doesn’t work) In a London Department store… Bargain Basement Upstairs. On a Building Site… Would the person … Continue reading

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And We Think We Have Problems

And We Think We Have Problems… .

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So You Think You’ve Seen It All

 

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Mo -Joe wants to Thank you

Thank you Annie Mum’s Blogging friends for Praying for me, I’m feeling much better now but I don’t look like me anymore, they shaved my tummy, my back and later they shaved my face and took away my mask, it … Continue reading

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Oh It’s So Hard To Be Humble

WHEN I’M RIGHT  No One Remembers! WHEN I’M WRONG No One Forgets! GOOD NEWS I’M FIXED! NOW I’M ALWAYS RIGHT!!! Hmmmm There’s Still a Problem! WHO IS GOING TO REMEMBER??? . Of course this is a Joke well at least … Continue reading

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So Are We Coming Or Going!

“ Do you remember Abbott and Costello and what about Computers do you fully understand them, or do you sometimes wonder what’s next?” For those of us who Sometimes get flustered by our Computers, please read on… If Bud Abbott and … Continue reading

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Rusty is a Clever Doggy

A proud Dog owner was sharing how clever his dog Rusty was to his friends, while having lunch, he was telling them that Rusty could answer questions and even do Maths. He than pointed to the top of the his … Continue reading

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Birthdays are Good for You!

Yes it has been proven by Medical Science that Birthdays are good for you so if it’s your Birthday or will be soon rejoice because ……. Wait for it……….     The More you have the Longer you will Live … Continue reading

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The Alligator “The Apex Predator”

At times Nature can seem to be cruel, as Animals respond to their need for food or to protect their territory. Animals are very different to Humans in that they don’t follow Moral or Ethical codes but respond to their … Continue reading

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What We Were Not Told About Noah’s Ark

  Q: Which Animals took the most luggage into the Ark? A: The Elephants. They brought their trunks.   Q: In what order did Noah come out of the Ark? A: He came forth (4th).   . Q: What kind … Continue reading

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When Modern Technology Leaves Us Frazzled!!!

Modern Technology, advancement Yes or No? well I understand now how my Jug and Toaster works but the rest leaves be baffled, Computers, Blog Posting, Internet Downloading, Tech games, Electronic Fridges, Washing Machines and Microwave Ovens, Cars etc all may … Continue reading

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Position Vacant For The Perfect Wife

  The Perfect Wife….. Wanted for possible lifetime Contract, a Woman for permanent employment as Wife. Applicant must be attractive with strong constitution, good teeth and temper and prepared to work with efficiency and flair at Lovemaking, Child rearing, Sewing, … Continue reading

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How to Catch -Up with Blogging

How to make Housework Obsolete. 1. Crete a New Folder in your PC… . 2. Name it ” Housework”…   3. Send it to the Recycle Bin…   4. Empty the Recycle Bin…   5. Your PC will ask you…”Are … Continue reading

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My Singing Ability…..

I’M WHAT YOU MIGHT CALL A PRISON SINGER…..   I NEVER HAVE THE RIGHT KEY… AND I’M ALWAYS BEHIND A FEW BARS… BUT AT LEAST I HAVE PRIVATE ACCOMMODATION, TORTURE IS NOT ACCEPTABLE TODAY.   

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A Riddle for us Seniors……

Today’s Thinking Riddle for us Seniors, if we don’t use it we’ll loose it….. . Here is the situation….. We are on a Horse, galloping at a constant speed. On our right side is a sharp drop-off. On our left … Continue reading

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When you can’t find the right words

.  This reminds me of my driving years except the dogs preferred to walk…….. Hmmmm so did everyone else! .

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Do We Think Outside The Box Or In It?

Those who know me would say I think outside the Box and yes I’m very analytical and I can see the Bigger Picture but I still need proven facts to come to a conclusion, what about you, do you accept … Continue reading

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“Are you a Nobody?”

Recently someone called me a Nobody, it didn’t concern me too much at the time, I know Jesus didn’t die for Nobody so I must be a Somebody, I also learnt a long time ago that name calling shows Childishness … Continue reading

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The Value of Time…..

A man was walking through a forest pondering life. He walked, pondered, walked, and pondered. He felt very close to nature and even close to God. He felt so close to God that he felt if he spoke God would … Continue reading

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Talking Pet ?

A young boy decides life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the Pet Store one Saturday and told the owner that he wanted to buy a very  unusual pet….. After considering numerous options, … Continue reading

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Are you Vain…..

  We have some help for you! When others think your Vain that means they think your got something to be Vain about….now I like what I Post don’t you, be honest you do like your own Posts don’t you? … Continue reading

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Never Underestimate a Golfer!

It’s that time of year again when Ron and his brother Cliff leave for their Golf and Snooker Holiday, something they look forward to every year and without doubt they have a great time. I thought once again I would … Continue reading

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Wow I never knew that about Chocolate!

With Easter coming and going no doubt many enjoyed some Chocolates as a treat, I felt I should share some facts about this much loved food item with you. I hope you will be able to accept this information without … Continue reading

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Sombody or Nobody

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When Laughter is Funny…..

God gave us the gift of Laughter to enjoy and for relaxation but there is good and bad Humour, some uplifts but some destroys all that is good, like respect for the Elderly and for Marriage, decent kind verbal communication or it puts down men … Continue reading

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When Laughter is just Not Funny…..

Laugh – Laugh – Laugh     Laugh and the world Laughs with you cry and you cry alone.         Smile even though your heart is breaking.        Get your act together and be strong or … Continue reading

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Prove Me Wrong…..

PROVE ME WRONG! A South American Scientist from Argentina, after lengthy research and study, has discovered that people with below average concentration read their emails with their hand on the mouse. Don’t bother taking it off now , it’s too … Continue reading

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BIG FOOT- UNBELIEVABLE EVIDENCE

TO ALL MY FRIENDS WHO ARE NOT SURE IF BIG FOOT EXISTS…   WELL YOU ARE IN FOR A BIG SURPRISE THERE IS NOW UNDENIABLE EVIDENCE THAT IT DOES.   PLEASE SCROLL DOWN               … Continue reading

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Wow I had a Vision…..

David Longfellow                                                                                          Roger Lefty        Roger Getthere                                                       … Continue reading

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It’s My Birthday…..

Wow it’s my Birthday! I’m 26 today but being Dyslectic and seeing  things back to front, I’m not real sure, so perhaps if I’ve got it wrong you could let me know.  For years I had my Birthday on the 27th but … Continue reading

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Atheist with a Bear…

Although this message has a humorous focus it also has  a very serious one too, and a warning to those who rebel against God’s guidelines, will He forgive, yes but only after heart repentance which includes turning away from evil … Continue reading

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Doggy Instructions for Hugging

The Following Are Important Instructions For Every Dog To Know… Instructions – For Hugging a Baby 1. First find a baby……. 2.Second, be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques.If you smell baby … Continue reading

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Why hadn’t I notice it before…….

As I was conditioning my hair in the shower a few years back I took time to read my Shampoo bottle. I was in shock! The Shampoo I was using  that was running down my entire body said “for extra volume … Continue reading

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I heard that if your Dog …….

Yes I heard that if your Dog thinks your the greatest don’t seek a second opinion… Now my furry friends the M and Ms, Monty and Mo-Joe, think  I’m just wonderful….. Now if you don’t agree than I don’t care how much you … Continue reading

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What happened in September 2011???

  Give up!…….. I started Blogging, Wow what a Change from my day to day activities which although never boring were very different….. Yes I have had many Ups and downs, but I choose now to remember the Ups although I did … Continue reading

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Wow is that me!

Wow are you sure that’s me … Hmmmm… Yes sometimes I do loose it and I’m also not perfected in Love yet  but I’m aiming for it as God tells us to do but what I don’t do is hold onto bitterness … Continue reading

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Happy Birthday

The Latest Statistics show that Birthdays are good for you…   The more you  have the longer you live!    

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Preaching to the Hard hearted with Joy

I read a good joke on Gayle’s Blog recently, she has the ability to change her focus to suite what she is experiencing in her life but she always keeps a strong stand in regards to God’s Truth. (see her link below … Continue reading

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Brain Freeze

   

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Priceless Photos and Imaginings…..

  This is the funniest Mouth-organ I have ever played…        I’m always putting my foot in my mouth I don’t need yours too…       I wonder what they’re looking at – they do look a bit … Continue reading

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You won’t believe the Latest Sony digital 1G pixel

    You will not believe this amazing invention, just try it and see, it only takes a few minutes then scroll down for some extra helpful advice from one of our best Photographers…..     Please Click the Link … Continue reading

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How Old!

    So How Old Did You Say You Were Ron!     Oops! I was counting in Dog Years Wow!!!      So pleased you enjoyed your Birthday   To have one in the beginning of The Year is a great … Continue reading

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Jesus is watching you!

    A Burglar broke into a house one night, he shined his flashlight around looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said,   ‘Jesus knows you’re here.’   He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight … Continue reading

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Garden Snakes can be Dangerous

  Garden Snakes can be Dangerous  I didn’t think twice about this little fellow on my baby boxwood until I got this letter and now I know without a doubt that garden snakes can be dangerous… Snakes also known as … Continue reading

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Time Off

Hi Everybody, just a short note to let you know  why we have not been Posting and that we are going to take some more time off to update the Computer, it needed to be taken right back to its first programming so … Continue reading

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You Make Me Smile…

      Evangelism  A preacher said to a farmer, “Do you belong to the Christian family? “No.” said he, “they live two farms down.” “No, I mean are you lost?”                                                 “No, I’ve been here thirty years.” “I mean are … Continue reading

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Have you ever been lost for words ???

  So have you ever been lost for words….. A Picture is worth a Thousand words!    

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The problem is fixed I think…

 Yep I did fix the problem with the Computer it was the Mouse so I ate it but boy was it tough and you wouldn’t believe how long its Tail was.  Unfortunately  I think I have a bit of indigestion, every time I burp … Continue reading

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