Top Ten Things You’ll Never Hear a Dad Say…
10. Well, how ’bout that?… I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for directions.
9. You know Pumpkin, now that you’re thirteen, you’ll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won’t that be fun?
8. I noticed that all your friends have a certain “up yours” attitude … I like that.
7. Here’s a credit card and the keys to my new car — GO CRAZY.
6. What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating not good enough for you, son?
5. Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend … you might want to consider throwing a party.
4. Well, I don’t know what’s wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies — you know — that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks.
3. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring — now quit your belly-aching, and let’s go to the mall.
2. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend.
1. Father’s Day? aahh — don’t worry about that — it’s no big deal.
About Freedomborn
My name is Anne although some call me Grannie Annie especially Children whom I share with in my Funday School . I live in Queensland Australia.
I’m very much a People person believing we are all People of worth and unique, so I have much Joy in sharing with people personally and over the Internet.
My main focus in life is my wonderful Friendship with Jesus Christ, without Him everything else would be meaningless, I have deep heartfelt thanks and appreciation that I'm a Spiritual Child of The King of Kings and I seek to share with others how truly wonderful that is with the hope they too will realize the same and be set free now.
Freedomborn 
#11. Yes, I do think I’m talking just to hear my own voice.
Thanks for the giggles, my Sister. Keep the Faith!
Oh, what number am I up to now? 😀
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No my friend, what you share is always priceless, I value it greatly and value you much more.
I don’t have to keep track of your comments Sis, the number is on my Stats but what does worry me is when they change down not up, does that mean have you changed your mind or has WordPress got it wrong again ??? 😀
Counting on you – Annie
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Thanks for the laugh Anne. Very true . . . I hope . . . but these days . . .
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Thank for your appreciation Angela and yes today who knows? what we think is way off is accepted as ok.
Christian Love Anne
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Very good all so true , like here dear you have the remote, couldnt imagine a bloke saying any of them.
Ron
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Good one Love, or how about… here Anne take my keys and have some fun with the Car do a few whellies and let it rip! 😀 No not too sure ???
Wishing and hoping Annie
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keep on wishing !
dont hope too much
Ron
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