Tag Archives: Jokes

So have you ever felt things were getting a bit Tough

Yes  sometimes things do get a bit hard to handle but than what about the Man that lost his Hand? IT’S OK…All’s Well Now, he went to a Second Hand Dealer….. Now that’s sure Handy to Know don’t you agree? So please remember … Continue reading

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Did I Read It Right!

Did I Read It Right! On a Repair Shop door… We can repair anything. (please knock hard on the door – the bell doesn’t work) In a London Department store… Bargain Basement Upstairs. On a Building Site… Would the person … Continue reading

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And We Think We Have Problems

And We Think We Have Problems… .

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Oh It’s So Hard To Be Humble

WHEN I’M RIGHT  No One Remembers! WHEN I’M WRONG No One Forgets! GOOD NEWS I’M FIXED! NOW I’M ALWAYS RIGHT!!! Hmmmm There’s Still a Problem! WHO IS GOING TO REMEMBER??? . Of course this is a Joke well at least … Continue reading

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So Are We Coming Or Going!

“ Do you remember Abbott and Costello and what about Computers do you fully understand them, or do you sometimes wonder what’s next?” For those of us who Sometimes get flustered by our Computers, please read on… If Bud Abbott and … Continue reading

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Rusty is a Clever Doggy

A proud Dog owner was sharing how clever his dog Rusty was to his friends, while having lunch, he was telling them that Rusty could answer questions and even do Maths. He than pointed to the top of the his … Continue reading

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Birthdays are Good for You!

Yes it has been proven by Medical Science that Birthdays are good for you so if it’s your Birthday or will be soon rejoice because ……. Wait for it……….     The More you have the Longer you will Live … Continue reading

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The Alligator “The Apex Predator”

At times Nature can seem to be cruel, as Animals respond to their need for food or to protect their territory. Animals are very different to Humans in that they don’t follow Moral or Ethical codes but respond to their … Continue reading

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What We Were Not Told About Noah’s Ark

  Q: Which Animals took the most luggage into the Ark? A: The Elephants. They brought their trunks.   Q: In what order did Noah come out of the Ark? A: He came forth (4th).   . Q: What kind … Continue reading

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When Modern Technology Leaves Us Frazzled!!!

Modern Technology, advancement Yes or No? well I understand now how my Jug and Toaster works but the rest leaves be baffled, Computers, Blog Posting, Internet Downloading, Tech games, Electronic Fridges, Washing Machines and Microwave Ovens, Cars etc all may … Continue reading

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How to Catch -Up with Blogging

How to make Housework Obsolete. 1. Crete a New Folder in your PC… . 2. Name it ” Housework”…   3. Send it to the Recycle Bin…   4. Empty the Recycle Bin…   5. Your PC will ask you…”Are … Continue reading

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A Riddle for us Seniors……

Today’s Thinking Riddle for us Seniors, if we don’t use it we’ll loose it….. . Here is the situation….. We are on a Horse, galloping at a constant speed. On our right side is a sharp drop-off. On our left … Continue reading

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Talking Pet ?

A young boy decides life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the Pet Store one Saturday and told the owner that he wanted to buy a very  unusual pet….. After considering numerous options, … Continue reading

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Are you Vain…..

  We have some help for you! When others think your Vain that means they think your got something to be Vain about….now I like what I Post don’t you, be honest you do like your own Posts don’t you? … Continue reading

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Wow I never knew that about Chocolate!

With Easter coming and going no doubt many enjoyed some Chocolates as a treat, I felt I should share some facts about this much loved food item with you. I hope you will be able to accept this information without … Continue reading

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When Laughter is Funny…..

God gave us the gift of Laughter to enjoy and for relaxation but there is good and bad Humour, some uplifts but some destroys all that is good, like respect for the Elderly and for Marriage, decent kind verbal communication or it puts down men … Continue reading

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BIG FOOT- UNBELIEVABLE EVIDENCE

TO ALL MY FRIENDS WHO ARE NOT SURE IF BIG FOOT EXISTS…   WELL YOU ARE IN FOR A BIG SURPRISE THERE IS NOW UNDENIABLE EVIDENCE THAT IT DOES.   PLEASE SCROLL DOWN               … Continue reading

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Wow I had a Vision…..

David Longfellow                                                                                          Roger Lefty        Roger Getthere                                                       … Continue reading

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It’s My Birthday…..

Wow it’s my Birthday! I’m 26 today but being Dyslectic and seeing  things back to front, I’m not real sure, so perhaps if I’ve got it wrong you could let me know.  For years I had my Birthday on the 27th but … Continue reading

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Atheist with a Bear…

Although this message has a humorous focus it also has  a very serious one too, and a warning to those who rebel against God’s guidelines, will He forgive, yes but only after heart repentance which includes turning away from evil … Continue reading

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Why hadn’t I notice it before…….

As I was conditioning my hair in the shower a few years back I took time to read my Shampoo bottle. I was in shock! The Shampoo I was using  that was running down my entire body said “for extra volume … Continue reading

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Preaching to the Hard hearted with Joy

I read a good joke on Gayle’s Blog recently, she has the ability to change her focus to suite what she is experiencing in her life but she always keeps a strong stand in regards to God’s Truth. (see her link below … Continue reading

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You won’t believe the Latest Sony digital 1G pixel

    You will not believe this amazing invention, just try it and see, it only takes a few minutes then scroll down for some extra helpful advice from one of our best Photographers…..     Please Click the Link … Continue reading

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Garden Snakes can be Dangerous

  Garden Snakes can be Dangerous  I didn’t think twice about this little fellow on my baby boxwood until I got this letter and now I know without a doubt that garden snakes can be dangerous… Snakes also known as … Continue reading

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You Make Me Smile…

      Evangelism  A preacher said to a farmer, “Do you belong to the Christian family? “No.” said he, “they live two farms down.” “No, I mean are you lost?”                                                 “No, I’ve been here thirty years.” “I mean are … Continue reading

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Have you ever been lost for words ???

  So have you ever been lost for words….. A Picture is worth a Thousand words!    

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Wedding of the Wongs

 Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs have a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely a Caucasian… White baby boy.  ’Congratulations,’ says the nurse to the new Parents.  ‘Well Mr. Wong, … Continue reading

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Breakfast Special for Senior’s

 A Senior couple Bob and Joan went to breakfast at a Top rating Restaurant that served a la carte,” but where the “Seniors’ special” two eggs, bacon, hash browns, toast and coffee  was only $5.99                           “Sounds good, but I don’t … Continue reading

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Just Kidding Award

Laughter like all our emotions is a gift from the God, to have a good Laugh or even a chuckle makes for a  happy heart.   This Award is to thank those who bring a smile and chuckle or appreciate our humour … Continue reading

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I Bought Myself A New Car… It was A Real Bargain!

As Promised and I know you are egerly awaiting for a glimpse of my new car, of course as I shared before  learning to drive again in my late fifties is no easy thing… still it’s never too late to learn but it … Continue reading

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A Spin around the Block!

Well as promised I’m going to share with you my latest attempt at Learning to Drive and the good news everybody is I’m not one to give up! but to be honest driving was always a challenge for me. Why … Continue reading

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Annie’s Day Out…..

A Highway Patrolman sees a vehicle on the highway doing 35 kilometers per hour and pulls the car over to make sure everything is all right. When he approaches the driver and asks for her license he discovers that it … Continue reading

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