So Are We Coming Or Going!

A AND C

Do you remember Abbott and Costello and what about Computers do you fully understand them, or do you sometimes wonder what’s next?”

For those of us who Sometimes get flustered by our Computers,
please read on…

If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their infamous sketch, ‘Who’s on First?’ might have turned out something like this:

.Costello calls to buy a Computer from Abbott at
the Super Duper Computer Store

Abbott:  Can I help you?
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Costello: Thanks, I’m setting up an Office in my Den and I have been thinking about buying a new Computer.

Abbott: Mac?

Costello: No, the name’s Lou.

Abbott: Your Computer?

Costello: I don’t own a Computer. I want to buy one.

Abbott: Mac?

Costello: I told you, my name’s Lou.

Abbott: What about Windows?

Costello: Why? is it stuffy in here?

Abbott: Do you want a Computer with Windows?

Costello: I don’t know. what do I need windows for, what will I see?

Abbott: Wallpaper.

Costello: Never mind the windows. I need a Computer and Software.

Abbott: Software for Windows?

Costello: No, on the Computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my Business, what do you have?

Abbott: Office.

Costello: Yeah, for my Office… can you recommend anything?

Abbott: I just did.

Costello: You just did what?

Abbott: Recommend something.

Costello: You recommended something?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: For my office?

Abbott: Yes.

Costello: OK, what did you recommend for my office?

Abbott: Office.

Costello: Yes, for my Office!

Abbott: I recommend Office with Windows.

Costello: I already have an Office with windows! OK, let’s just say I’m sittin at my Computer and I want to type a proposal, what do I need? 

Abbott: Word.

Costello: What word?

Abbott: Word in Office.

Costello: The only word in office is office.

Abbott: The Word in Office for Windows.

Costello: Which word in Office for windows?

Abbott: The Word you get when you click the blue ‘W’.

Costello: I’m going to click your blue ‘w’ if you don’t start with some straight answers.

 What about Financial bookkeeping? do you have anything I can track my money with?
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Abbott: Money.

Costello: That’s right. what do you have?

Abbott: Money.

Costello: I need money to track my money?

Abbott: It comes bundled with your Computer.

Costello: What’s bundled with my Computer?

Abbott: Money.

Costello: Money comes with my Computer?

Abbott: Yes. no extra charge.

Costello: I get a bundle of money with my Computer? how much?

Abbott: One copy.

Costello: Isn’t it illegal to copy money?

Abbott: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.

Costello: They can give you a license to copy money?

Abbott: Why not? they own it!

(A few days later)

Abbott: Super Duper Computer Store…

 Can I help you?
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Costello: How do I turn my Computer off?

Abbott: Click on Start…..
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Author Tom King
 
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A AND C - RA AND C - L So are we Coming or Going? or just Going!!!

 

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About Freedomborn ... Aussie Christian Focus

Hi I’m a Spiritual Child of The King of Kings and Lord of Lords, my name is Anne. I live in Queensland Australia, I’m very much a People person believing we are all people of worth and unique, so I have much Joy in sharing with people personally and over the Internet. My main focus in life is my wonderful Friendship with Jesus Christ, without Him everything else would be meaningless, I have deep heartfelt thanks and appreciation that I'm a Spiritual Child of The King of Kings and I seek to share with others how truly wonderful that is with the hope they too will realize the same and be set free.
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42 Responses to So Are We Coming Or Going!

  1. Sunshine Quotes says:

    Very funny! Great post, Anne…

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Nice one, Grannie Annie!
    I’m all smiles!

    Liked by 2 people

  3. bjsscribbles says:

    How did you do it? I think it is marvellous and remember it well

    Liked by 2 people

  4. Debbie M. says:

    i enjoyed this post and I know some computer “geeks” in my family that would too. Of course, the younger generation may not know who Abbott and Costello are! 🙂

    Liked by 2 people

  5. Technology, a touch of genius and madness, a touch of good and evil and when blended together it produces the Internet.

    Blessings – Grannie Anne.

    Liked by 1 person

  6. Too funny. :))) I always loved Abbott and Costello as a kid.

    Liked by 1 person

  7. Sue Cass says:

    Are you sure that was Abott and Costello or Sue and the computer store? 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

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