What We Were Not Told About Noah’s Ark

 

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Q: Which Animals took the most luggage into the Ark? ELEPHANTELEPHANT
A: The Elephants. They brought their trunks.

 

Q: In what order did Noah come out of the Ark?Noahs Ark 1
A: He came forth (4th).

 

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Q: What kind of Tin canning did Noah do on the Ark?
A: He Preserved Pairs.Pears 2

Q: Why couldn’t they play the card game “Go Fish” on the Ark?Go-Fish Cards
A: Because Noah was standing on the deck.

 

 

 

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.Q. Why did Noah have to punish and discipline the Chickens on the Ark?     RoosterRooster
A. Because they were using “fowl” language.

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MEAT

Q. When was the first Meat mentioned in the Bible?
A. When Noah took Ham into the Ark.

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Mouse 1
Q: Why were the Mice Upset?                    
A: They couldn’t find a Hole in the Ark.

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RABITSQ: Who did Noah have to warn ?
A: The Rabbits … only two were allowed.

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Q: Why was it hard for the Snakes?SnakeSnake
A: They didn’t have any Sea legs.

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Q: What were the Lions and Tigers looking forward to?lionTiger.
A: A Smorgasbord.animals

Q: What did they get?
A: A 40 day Fast.
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Q: Why were the Centipedes unhappy?

876A: They didn’t get all their shoes on in time. 876
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And last, but not least…..

Noahs Ark 1Q: Who was the greatest Financier in the Bible?
A: Noah – He was floating his Stock while everyone else was in Liquidation.

I Love God’s gift of Laughter, thank you for sharing it with me but there is also God’s Truth concerning Noah’s Ark not known by some that confirms why it was needed through Scripture, the Links below reveal clearly why the World wide flood was needed, I hope as God’s Truth is shown in them you will be blessed, we would not be alive today if there had been no flood and God wanted us to be, He knew all about us.

 

World Flood –  https://freedomborn.wordpress.com/2014/03/27/we-needed-the-great-world-flood/

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“Christ”ian Love and Blessings – Anne.

About Freedomborn ... Aussie Christian Focus

Hi I’m a Spiritual Child of The King of Kings and Lord of Lords, my name is Anne. I live in Queensland Australia, I’m very much a People person believing we are all people of worth and unique, so I have much Joy in sharing with people personally and over the Internet. My main focus in life is my wonderful Friendship with Jesus Christ, without Him everything else would be meaningless, I have deep heartfelt thanks and appreciation that I'm a Spiritual Child of The King of Kings and I seek to share with others how truly wonderful that is with the hope they too will realize the same and be set free.
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19 Responses to What We Were Not Told About Noah’s Ark

  1. Ron says:

    Liked the riddles Anne, the last one the best, funny

    Cheers
    Ron

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  2. bjsscribbles says:

    Yes It made me smile. It was good to chat for a bit last night. I was thinking last night, oops I am going to have a bit to catch up on. It’s hard when you are searching for energy. As you said we are both searching for stronger health.

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  3. Mimi E says:

    Funny Anne, and I enjoyed these. I would like to respond to a message you left on my post but I do not understand what you’re referring to. Blessings Mimi

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    • I’m pleased you enjoyed the humour Mimi, God gave us the gift of laughter, and it’s good to be able to express it.

      I’m sorry but I’m not sure what Comment your referring to Mimi as I respond to a lot of Messages both with Blogs and Internet but I will have a look on your Blog and seek to clarify what I shared if I find the comment.

      Christian Love – Anne.

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  4. Debbie M. says:

    This was fun! I love the “simple” and very clean humor that we can share with anyone, including kids!

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    • Freedomborn says:

      Thank you Debbie, like you I appreciate good humour that uplifts and does not pull down, jokes that cause embarrassment, are rude or have foul language are the Pits! but I don’t mind over the top jokes based on make believe.

      Sorry for the delay Debbie in responding but my Internet is disconnected and has been for 3 days, I’m using a Telstra Dongle now which only gives limited access and cuts on and off all the time but it does give a Gateway so I can stay in contact.

      Blessings – Anne.

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  5. Its’ good to have a laugh and I L.O.L – thanks for sharing

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  6. janjoy52 says:

    Reblogged this on janjoy52 and commented:
    Sharing cute riddles from Freedomborn Aussie.

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    • Thanks Jan for the Reblog it was kind of you to share the laugh with others, I’m pleased you enjoyed the Humour, they are not all my thoughts, just some of them but they all tell the other side of Arking.

      Sorry for the delay in responding Jan, but my Internet is disconnected and has been for 3 days, I’m using a Telstra Dongle now which only gives limited access and cuts on and off but I will try to respond on your Blog too.

      Blessings – Anne.

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  7. janjoy52 says:

    Reblogging!♡

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  8. janjoy52 says:

    Very cute. Here’s a couple you have probably heard before :

    Q: Who in in Bible had no parents?
    A. Joshua. He was the son of Nun.

    Q: What’s the first mention of tennis in the Bible?
    A: Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.

    Here one on nature:

    Q: Why do hummingbirds hum?
    A: They don’t know the words.

    Thanks for the fun start to the day! Have a great rest of your day!

    Jan♡

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