Q: Which Animals took the most luggage into the Ark?
A: The Elephants. They brought their trunks.
Q: In what order did Noah come out of the Ark?
A: He came forth (4th).
Q: What kind of Tin canning did Noah do on the Ark?
A: He Preserved Pairs.
Q: Why couldn’t they play the card game “Go Fish” on the Ark?
A: Because Noah was standing on the deck.
.Q. Why did Noah have to punish and discipline the Chickens on the Ark?
A. Because they were using “fowl” language.
Q. When was the first Meat mentioned in the Bible?
A. When Noah took Ham into the Ark.
Q: Why were the Mice Upset?
A: They couldn’t find a Hole in the Ark.
Q: Who did Noah have to warn ?
A: The Rabbits … only two were allowed.
Q: Why was it hard for the Snakes?
A: They didn’t have any Sea legs.
Q: What were the Lions and Tigers looking forward to?
A: A Smorgasbord.
Q: What did they get?
A: A 40 day Fast.
Q: Why were the Centipedes unhappy?
A: They didn’t get all their shoes on in time.
And last, but not least…..
Q: Who was the greatest Financier in the Bible?
A: Noah – He was floating his Stock while everyone else was in Liquidation.
I Love God’s gift of Laughter, thank you for sharing it with me but there is also God’s Truth concerning Noah’s Ark not known by some that confirms why it was needed through Scripture, the Links below reveal clearly why the World wide flood was needed, I hope as God’s Truth is shown in them you will be blessed, we would not be alive today if there had been no flood and God wanted us to be, He knew all about us.
World Flood – https://freedomborn.wordpress.com/2014/03/27/we-needed-the-great-world-flood/
“Christ”ian Love and Blessings – Anne.