Position Vacant For The Perfect Wife

 

The Perfect Wife…..

Wanted for possible lifetime Contract, a Woman for permanent employment as Wife.

Applicant must be attractive with strong constitution, good teeth and temper and prepared to work with efficiency and flair at Lovemaking, Child rearing, Sewing, Cooking, Housecleaning and Interior decorating. A good working knowledge of Child and Adult Psychology, basic Nursing, minor home repairs and a current driving license are also required. A degree in Home Economics is not essential but would be useful.

There will be a few additional duties such as all family letter writing, sending of Christmas cards, Birthday cards and purchasing appropriate gifts for such occasions. Applicants must also be capable of educating the Children in table manners and Social behavior plus Scholastic coaching as required.

Hours are flexible but will normally be from 7 am to 10 pm, seven days a week, although these hours may often be extended upon demand. Applicant is, however, assured that the seven days per week will not be extended.

Holidays will be granted each year but the Household duties and care of Children must be carried on during the Vacations. Also working at  full time job will be needed to help pay for any added luxuries and of course the Holidays.  Hobbies or pastimes may be pursued during leisure time, as long as regular duties are not neglected, it would be advisable that Hobbies include Gardening and Cooking.

Housekeeping allowance will vary according to Income. There will be no Salary, Sick leave or Pension plan attached to this position.

Room, bed and food will be provided free, so long as the employee cleans the room, shares the bed and cooks the food.

Applicants must have a good sense of humor and be able to distinguish between nagging (her complaints) and constructive criticism (Employer’s complaints). Once accepted, successful applicant must be able to produce a certificate of sanity issued by a qualified Psychiatrist so that she may not later plea that she must have been out of her mind when taking the position.

Original Adapted – Author unknown.

An appropriate Wedding gift from the Wife would be a Boat and fishing gear.

It’s OK they haven’t found the Perfect Husband yet either except ???

You will I’m sure want to apply for the Position on the YouTube below, Debbie one of my dear Blogging friends passed it on to me, she already has the job but more applicants are wanted.