Doggy Instructions for Hugging

SmThe Following Are Important Instructions For Every Dog To Know…

SmInstructions – For Hugging a Baby
Sm1. First find a baby…….
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Sm2.Second, be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques.SmIf you smell baby powder and the wonderful aroma of wet diapers this is indeed a baby.Sm3.  Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning  the hugging process.Smdoggy 101
Sm**Note:  The added slobber should help in future steps by making the ‘paw slide’ easier.Sm4. The ‘paw slide’
Sm
doggy 103SmSimply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible… SmClose-up.Sm
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Sm5.  Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute
the  difficult and patented ‘hug, smile, and lean’ so as to
achieve the best photo quality.

SmDogs, if this is properly done, it will secure you a warm, dry,
climate-controlled environment for the rest of your life!  Sm

About Freedomborn ... Aussie Christian Focus

Hi I’m a Spiritual Child of The King of Kings and Lord of Lords, my name is Anne. I live in Queensland Australia, I’m very much a People person believing we are all people of worth and unique, so I have much Joy in sharing with people personally and over the Internet. My main focus in life is my wonderful Friendship with Jesus Christ, without Him everything else would be meaningless, I have deep heartfelt thanks and appreciation that I'm a Spiritual Child of The King of Kings and I seek to share with others how truly wonderful that is with the hope they too will realize the same and be set free.
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18 Responses to Doggy Instructions for Hugging

    • Yes, I loved it , the bigger they are the smoocher they get and the more paw slides they give, but the little ones are great too , they may not be able to get their paws around you but they try to make up for it with lots of licks.

      Annie loves them all, soooooooooooo good! 🙂

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  1. pilbra says:

    That was such a cool post I can imagine a doggy hug from my two they would have a bit of trouble getting their paws up and around me

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  2. LubbyGirl says:

    paw slides – love it! This gave me a huge smile this morning. Now I must show this to Spencer – he needs to be in training in case he finds a baby smaller than he is, whose mother will let him practice. 😆

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  3. Ron says:

    Great shots there Anne, the dog is the best looking of the two , knows his way around a blanket or two/ The paw slide is definitely male ,Pa not Ma slide , loved the dog ! I think he`s an instructor for other paw-slide approaches/

    Thanks
    Ron

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    • I was a bit worried about posting this one Ron in regards to your comment , yes it was as I expected slobbering over how great the dog was not the Bubs.

      How would you feel if God chose us to be like Abraham and Sarah and have a little bubs in our Senior years… just in case He does, you better know now, you will be changing all the nappies and getting up at 3am in the morning, I’ll be looking after the dogs 🙄

      Luv yu
      1 Annie

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