Just as he pulled the Stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard…
Being visibly shaken, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.
Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a Parrot.
‘Yep’, the Parrot confessed, then squawked, ‘I’m just trying to warn you that he is watching you.’
The burglar relaxed. ‘Warn me, huh? Who in the world do you think you are?’
‘Moses,’ replied the bird.
‘Moses?’ the burglar laughed.’What kind of people would name a bird Moses?’
‘The same kind of people that would name a Rottweiler, Jesus.’