Give A Frog A Loan!

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller, he can see from her name plate that the teller’s name is Patricia Whack.

 So, he says, “Mrs. Whack, I’d like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation.”

 
Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow.
 
 
The frog says “$30,000.” The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it is OK, he knows the bank manager.
 
 
Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan.
 
She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral.
 
The frog says, “Sure. I have this,” and produces a tiny pink porcelain pig, about half an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
 
 
Very confused, Patti explains that she’ll have to consult with the manager and disappears into a back office.
 
She finds the manager and says: “There is a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000.
 
And he wants to use this as collateral.”
 
She holds up the tiny pink pig.
 
“I mean, what the heck is this?”
 
(are you ready?)
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
(are you sure?)
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
(here it comes!!!)
 
 
 
 
 
 
The bank manager looks back at her and says…
“It’s a knick knack, Patti Whack.
Give the frog a loan.
His old man’s a Rolling Stone.”
 
 

 
DeerLake Jokes

  

About Freedomborn ... Aussie Christian Focus

Hi I’m a Spiritual Child of The King of Kings and Lord of Lords, my name is Anne. I live in Queensland Australia, I’m very much a People person believing we are all people of worth and unique, so I have much Joy in sharing with people personally and over the Internet. My main focus in life is my wonderful Friendship with Jesus Christ, without Him everything else would be meaningless, I have deep heartfelt thanks and appreciation that I'm a Spiritual Child of The King of Kings and I seek to share with others how truly wonderful that is with the hope they too will realize the same and be set free.
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12 Responses to Give A Frog A Loan!

  1. Freedomborn says:

    Thanks T I will have to find another bad one for you all to have a good laugh, Wow I hope I don’t make a mistake and find a good one , everyone might cry, then they will say Annie keeps them crying 😦 instead of laughing in the Blog …it’s not going to get any better T untill after my holiday, well at least pray that way!

    Annie needs a break!

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  2. Ron says:

    Thanks Anne ,that frog would have had to Toad the line at the bank bet he was hopping mad.! Hope they didnt take the Mickey out of him,Jagger Jnr

    blessings
    Stonnie

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  3. Brian Hurley says:

    Bad!! and that’s good!! 🙂 Thanks for the laugh.

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  4. Lady Deidre says:

    Funny! That was so bad it was cute! 🙂
    God Bless You!

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  5. Another good one Anne. Thanks.

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  6. T says:

    Hahahahah, Thanks for the laugh it brightened my day 🙂

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