The Art Thief…

A Thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre Museum at night.

After careful planning, he got past Security, stole the paintings and made it safely to his van.

However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error,
the Art thief replied…


 “Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings. I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the

 Van Gogh.”

And you thought I wouldn’t have De Gaulle to send this…

Well, I figure I have nothing Toulouse!


Posted for Wayne to tickle his funny bone  –


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My name is Anne although some call me Grannie Annie especially Children whom I share with in my Funday School . I live in Queensland Australia. I’m very much a People person believing we are all People of worth and unique, so I have much Joy in sharing with people personally and over the Internet. My main focus in life is my wonderful Friendship with Jesus Christ, without Him everything else would be meaningless, I have deep heartfelt thanks and appreciation that I'm a Spiritual Child of The King of Kings and I seek to share with others how truly wonderful that is with the hope they too will realize the same and be set free now.
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5 Responses to The Art Thief…

  1. Pingback: Thank You My Blogging Friends for Comments not easily forgotten. « Freedomborn

  2. Wayne Augden says:

    Hysterically funny! My funny bone has certainly been tickled. 🙂


    • Freedomborn says:

      Hi Wayne, I’m so glad you liked it, humour is great but not all humour is, some is evil with this one at least doing the wrong thing got it’s justice but I’m sure if he had have had my new car nothing would have stopped him …wrong again Annie no gas …no go…I’m learning.

      Christian Love Anne.


  3. Ron says:

    Funny that theif didnt Canvas , for more ideas, he must have been trying to be an Impressionist !Ron


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