1.You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years…
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you….
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don’t have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own drive and use your mobile phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
8. Leaving the house without your mobile phone, which you didn’t have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
12. You’re reading this and nodding and laughing.
13. You are too busy to notice there was no number 9 on this list.
14. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn’t a number 9 on this list.
15.And Now Your Laughing at yourself.
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Hi Child of The King of Kings and Lord of Lords, my name is Anne. I live in Queensland Australia, I’m very much a People person believing we are all people of worth and unique, so I have much Joy in sharing with people personally and over the Internet.
Ron my husband encourages and supports me with my Blogs which I'm very grateful for.
My main focus in life is my wonderful friendship with Jesus Christ, without Him everything else would be meaningless, I have deep heartfelt thanks and appreciation that I'm a Child of The King of Kings and I seek to share with others how truly wonderful that is with the hope they too will realise the same and be set free.
Well, at least I can deny the ones about a mobile phone. I don’t have one.
Hi Angie, I’m the same as you but I got sick of the mobile waking me up in the night, no not my friends phoning, it was Telstra, so I ‘have it permently turned off now and haven’t missed it.
Christian Love Anne.
All true. Still having a little trouble with modern technology. My grandchildren keep me updated. Without them I would be lost. Thanks for posting and giving us a laugh.
BE ENCOURAGED! BE BLESSED!
Hi Francine, I’m glad you liked this one, I have received it every year since 2009 they just change the date. As for modern Technology, I can’t make head or tails of it either, I have now lost WordPress on my Dashboard but I think it is deliberate because if I sign out I can access it through my search engine so someone has blocked my Blog address, must be the Hacker again, I can’t access my Blogs I follow either by my Dashboard…. their up to no good for sure, I will try again today.
Christian Love Anne
Needed to laugh! Thanks Anne.
I will join you Michelle as soon as I find that 9 it must be here somewhere ok ok Ron what did you do with it, sorry Michelle he has a habit of loosing things… Woops! sorry it’s on my keyboard, have a look you may find one too.
9. We know we are living in 2012 because men get blamed for all our mistakes
Annie finds the 9 just in time !
But Annie, it *IS* their fault. It’s a ‘man’ thing. You know – built in mistake-making!
Hmmmmmmmm let’s keep it quiet Angela, men may just find out that women are not perfect yet too, well some of us arn’t you know, their not all like you and me and if men do find that out they may just start a Blog sharing about all of women’s faults, weaknesses, and shortcomings, Hmmmmmm this could be a problem for many but not us of course
Love from – Annie has it right.
Lol
So you found that funny Angie, do you know when you laugh your brain is receptive to good and bad input that is why we have to be careful because it lowers our reserve and if we accept something as funny and it’s in error we won’t have any hesitation in doing it, or agreeing with it and even believing it . Anyway what I want to know was did you go back to look for the 9 Angie.
Annie is still looking, she is always loosing things …like the other side of her brain
I thought I saw it hiding in the corner earlier, but it got away. I teach that too. Satan uses humor to get us to laugh at things that are wrong “but it’s so funny…”. It desensitizes us to evil.
So very True Angie I have been shocked at the Jokes I have received by e-mail and sadly so many put down the elderly or husbands and wives, people say …well you have got to laugh at yourself, sadly I have been guilty of saying this in the past too untill a blond put me in my place and said .. well you laugh at yourself and leave me alone, Wow how many more had I hurt with my dumb blond and Irish jokes. We live and learn if we are willing to listen.
I put the 9 in the cornor it’s time out for hiding when I was looking for it, 9′s are so disobedient today but at least they add up, it is the number of finality, no matter by what number it is multiplied the addition of the figures in the answer will always add up to nine, let me show you by this link, it will surprise you and I hope it will be a lesson you will always remember…
http://freedomborn.wordpress.com/2012/03/07/hello-mystery-hacker/
Annie makes her point.
I know about 9s lol ( and other numbers. That’s why I love teaching, ESP opening up the wonder of numbers.
I also enjoy the study of numbers Angie as revealed in the Scriptures, a good book for this is called the Seal of God by F.C Payne, it was were I found out about the number 9 and of course all the other significant numbers, but we need to be carful there is a New age or Occult counterfeit which is very dangerous and is based on mind control.
Thanks for sharing, I see you checked out the Link Angie, do not despair one day you will indeed get there, although I think we were born that way
Annie – aims for it
What a true reflection of the society we now live in , and says to me ,its a bit sad ,I always loved to receive a letter you had to hold your impatience untill you opened it .Now everything is instant upfront no mystery. Nice one Anne makes us think !
blessings
Ron
Hi Love , my sister Anne liked writing letters remember and I enjoyed reading them but often had problems with her writing and I find it very hard to just sit down and write a letter as you know but yes opening one or a card is great and I can hardly wait but not as excited when they are bills.
For me and many others including those who Blog some e-mails or Posts are a blessing and when I leave a comment I have much Joy in reading when others respond, it is like having a conversation and it builds friendship if sincere. Some I blog with honestly share their good and the bad, they don’t wear a mask and they inspire me to do the same with them and I feel safe doing so, they are also the ones I feel free to joke with, I’m sure it’s the same with others.
Technology is here to stay lets enjoy it and use it to spread the Gospel and write longhand if wanted.
Christian Love Anne.
Turning my head sideways and laughing =))
I can turn my head all angles too and when I laugh T it’s like stereo sound, it comes from all directions Hmmmm I think I’m exaggerating just a little but I did find myself checking for the 9 and it sure felt good to have a laugh.
Head spinning Annie